the greatest prison is your own mind

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

(Source: verswayze, via disorder)

starmies:

This is modern art

starmies:

This is modern art

(Source: tinyspork, via below-averaqe)

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

(via intensional)

postllimit:

pi day fun facts: i memorized 434 digits of pi in the sixth grade to beat a kid who claimed he knew 500 just bc he was an asshole

he knew six

(Source: postllimit, via supnikita)

metamfetamina:

shibarifan01:

elegantpaws:

"For meeeeeeeee?"

awww thank you! You shouldn’t have! ;o)

Me, always

metamfetamina:

shibarifan01:

elegantpaws:

"For meeeeeeeee?"

awww thank you! You shouldn’t have! ;o)

Me, always

(Source: yodiscrepo, via h-e-y-p-u-r-p-l-e)